Shut But No Cigar (Weird Al Parody)

And yet one more song, parodying one of my ultimate heroes in music. This pretty much represents a typical brony’s quest to determine their favorite pony, I guess. As usual, all instruments and voices performed by me, and lyrics written by myself. Music written by Weird Al Yankovic. —————————————- DOWNLOAD LINK : www.mediafire.com —————————————- LYRICS: Rainbow Dash was her name She could fly faster than a plane Her sonic rainboom amazed me and saved her friend And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more Than Applejack loved to her apple trees She was funny, she was awesome Yeah, she was the only pony I could see Except she was always acting like a total jerk Even when she was around her friends And I know some bronies put up with that kind of thing But frankly, I can’t imagine why And I told her, I said “Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey? No, I don’t think we are! You’re close! But no cigar!” Then I met Rarity More beautiful than you and me Had a better-looking mane than anyone Yes she was pretty much best pony And I was crazy like Twilight about her She got me madly in love just like Spike She had a voice so incredibly splendid You’d actually listen to her when she whines I thought after all these weeks of searching around I’d found my favorite, finally But one day I realized she didn’t represent well Her element of harmony Oh, no! I said “Hey! Are we writing fanfics, darling? No I don’t think we …

Shut But No Cigar (Weird Al Parody)